partybarackisinthehousetonight:

never let your printer know that you waited until the last minute to print something and you’re in a hurry. they can sense fear

(via clever-medicine)

is this me

(Source: voldermorte, via hints-of-sarcasm)

teal-rose-petals:

imsoshive:

validx2:

Even mom  turnt

ayeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Family squad on point

gg they win

(via toaster-strudel-changes-lives)

lmnpnch:

Upcoming comic book movies 2015-2019

2019??? hello????

(via clever-medicine)

(Source: negovanman, via hints-of-sarcasm)

in which a gay cover of one of the most quintessential modern american love songs is a thing that exists

(Source: theladymonsters, via toaster-strudel-changes-lives)

there is a dude MY AGE making out with claire danes on homeland rn wtf ugh